Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 kisses bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.