jaungla attendence Tiger: present sir....rabbit: present sir .... Loin: present sir........Monkey Monkey Monkey.............yeh Read baad mai kar lena varna absent lag jaygi..........hahahhaha
Jab bhi kanjoos ke liye 'Oscar ka Nomination aayga ..tera bhi naam usme zaroor aayega...yeh msg perh kar ek blank msg hi karde ....varna 'Aword' bhi tujhe hi mil jayga
Ba adab Ba mulaiza...hoshiyar khabardar...pagalo ki maharani pakistani bewakoofo ki sardar......nure chashm husn e paglistan....SMS parh ke muskura rahi hain..hehehehheheh
Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi -are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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